Please, just call for help
So I can call the cops
Then crawl into my Ethics and go to bed.
I want to be a hero
And I want it to require the same skill set as CrossFit.
I want to sweat to loud music
Punch bad guys
And then take a well-earned shower on my high horse.
I don’t want to have to sand my drywall still thinner
Learn to cook
So I can borrow sugar from you
Every day until we are friends.
When your tears wake me up
Your victimhood does violence to me.

Lest you forgot, there’s still a book!